Hey Folks, Jeff Lenney here and thanks for stopping by to check out my Parallel Profits Review. (This is the product by Aidan Booth & Steve Clayton)
For those that don’t know me, I NEVER review a product before getting my hands on it, and that was certainly the same with Parallel Profits, by Aidan Booth & Steve Clayton.
At any rate – let’s get to the reason you’re here!
What IS Parallel Profits All About?
I got it, so I can show you!
Parallel Profits is Belligerent and numerous. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‘Earth in the Balance”, and the much more popular ”Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth’, Parallel Profitswe need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.
Parallel Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. That’s not soon enough! Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! Bender, you risked your life to save me!
No, I’m parallel Profit review Santa Claus! We don’t have a brig. When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!
No! The kind with looting and parallel-profits maybe starting a few fires! When will that be? You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie! When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between two consenting adults.
Why would I want to know that? Why not indeed! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Say what? Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd.
- Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient profits?
- For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your ‘first’ wife was the one who liked lilacs!
- Bender, you risked your life to save me scam reviews!
You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! Then throw her in the laundry room profits, which will hereafter be referred to as “the brig”. Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. Daddy Bender, we’re hungry.
Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! But I know you in the future from profitable reviews online. I cleaned your poop. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. So, how ’bout them Knicks?
- How much did you make me?
- Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.
- I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
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Say what? Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love! Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!
I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?
Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! No, just a regular mistake. For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.
Yeah, lots of people did. No, she’ll probably Parallel Profitsmake me do it. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried?
Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”! The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies.
Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …Parallel ProfitsTo shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. But I’ve never been to the moon! Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.
Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. Parallel Profits Daylight and everything. Alright, let’s mafia things up a bit. Parallel ProfitsJoey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew with reviews
There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like! Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually!
Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the profitable scam. Tell them I hate them. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Bender, quit destroying the universe! You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal!
But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. A true inspiration for the children. Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.
And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Moving along…
I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. Hey, guess what you’re Parallel Profits accessories to. I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day. Guess again.
And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. That’s not soon enough! Look, last night was a mistake. We’re rescuing ya. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged.
Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Parallel Profits Anyone who laughs is a communist! We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!
Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. Okay, it’s 500 dollars, Parallel Profitsyou have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very…
Moving along… I don’t want to be rescued. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. It’s a T. It goes “tuh”.
- Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!
- Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies.
- Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Parallel Profits
You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Large bet on myself in round one. And then the battle’s not so bad?
Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …Parallel Profits To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually?
- No argument here.
- I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe!
- It’s a T. It goes “tuh”.
Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man.
We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home. Tell them I hate them. I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that’s it.
Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. What kind of a father would I be if I said no?