Envelope Writing Side Hustle “Job”: The Scam That’ll Leave You Feeling Licked

October 9, 2024

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Hey there, penmanship prodigies and TikTok trendy job seekers! Jeff Lenney here, your friendly neighborhood digital marketing guru and full-time BS detector. Today, we’re diving into the world of envelope writing jobs – the latest “side hustle” that’s about as lucrative as selling ice to Eskimos.

The TikTok Temptation: The “Envelope Writing Side Hustle” Scam

The TikTok Temptation: Envelope Writing for "Money"

If you’ve been scrolling through TikTok lately (and let’s face it, who hasn’t?), you might have seen videos promising riches through the simple act of writing envelopes. They claim you can make $50-$70 per hour just by sending envelopes to provided addresses. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, strap in, because we’re about to unpack this paper-thin promise.

What Exactly Are These Envelope Writing “Jobs”?

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Here’s the deal: Some online casinos will give you gambling credits (usually valued around a whopping $5) for making a request via snail mail. You send them an envelope stuffed with your personal information and sometimes a code. Then, they’ll apply the credit to your account.

It’s like the modern, digital equivalent of those McDonald’s Monopoly pieces we used to request by mail in the ’90s. (Spoiler alert: We never got Boardwalk either.)

The “Promise” vs. The Reality

These envelope writing gurus promise:

  • Easy money: Just write and mail!
  • Flexible hours: Work whenever you want!
  • No experience necessary: If you can hold a pen, you’re hired!

The reality? Well, it’s about as disappointing as finding out your pen is out of ink after licking the envelope shut.

Why Envelope Writing “Jobs” Are More Scam Than Side Hustle

  1. You Can’t Cash Out Those Credits
    The $5 credits you earn? They’re for gambling only. You can’t just withdraw them as cash. It’s like being paid in Monopoly money, except at least Monopoly money is fun to play with.
  2. Gambling Isn’t a Job
    Last I checked, “professional gambler” wasn’t a career option at the high school job fair. Gambling is a recreational activity, and for some, an addiction. It’s not a reliable source of income unless you’re the casino.
  3. The House Always Wins
    Even if you do gamble with your hard-earned credits, the odds of winning are about as good as finding a four-leaf clover in a haystack… while blindfolded.
  4. Your Time Is Worth More
    Let’s do some math. If you spend an hour writing envelopes for $5 credits, you’re making less than minimum wage. And that’s before factoring in the cost of envelopes, stamps, and the inevitable hand cramps.

Who’s REALLY Cashing In on This Envelope Madness?

Plot twist: It ain’t you, sunshine. The real winners in this paper-pushing pyramid scheme are:

  1. The “Gurus” (AKA Scam Artists in Sheep’s Clothing)

Oh boy, where do I even start with these vultures? These so-called “experts” are selling you a dream wrapped in an envelope, stamped with lies, and addressed to Disappointment City. They’re peddling eBooks, courses, and “exclusive access” to what they call a legit job opportunity. Spoiler alert: It’s about as legit as a three-dollar bill.

These snake oil salesmen are the ones really making bank. They’re not just selling you information; they’re selling you false hope. And let me tell you, hope doesn’t pay the bills, folks.

  1. The Casinos (But Plot Twist: Even They’re Getting Fed Up)

Now, originally, casinos were the big winners here. They got your personal info and a chance to hook you on gambling faster than you can say “jackpot.” But here’s the kicker: many casinos are actually against this now. They’re realizing it’s not worth the hassle.

But does that stop our “gurus” from pushing this as the next big thing? Hell no! They’re still out there, convincing people they can make a living wage by licking stamps.

Let me be crystal clear: The only people making real money from envelope writing are the ones selling you the idea that it’s a viable career path. And trust me, their bank accounts are getting fatter while yours is on a crash diet.

So the next time you see one of these “gurus” promising you riches through the magical power of envelope writing, remember: The only thing they’re stuffing is their own wallets – with your hard-earned cash.

Wake up, smell the ink, and step away from the stationery, folks. Your time (and money) is worth so much more than this envelope-shaped scam.

The Bottom Line: Don’t Seal Your Fate with Envelope Writing

Remember, folks: If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Envelope writing “jobs” are about as reliable a source of income as a leaky piggy bank.

Instead of wasting time and postage on these schemes, consider legit side hustles like:

  • Freelance writing (for actual money, not credits)
  • Virtual assistance
  • Online tutoring
  • Selling items you no longer need

In Conclusion: Keep Your Envelopes for Thank You Notes

So, the next time you see a TikTok promising riches through envelope writing, remember: The only thing you should be mailing is your skepticism to these get-rich-quick schemes.

Stay savvy, my friends, and keep your pens for writing grocery lists and birthday cards, not for chasing paper-thin promises of easy money. After all, the only envelope that should be stuffed is your wallet – with real cash from legitimate work.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some non-existent envelopes to not write and some very real digital marketing to do. Here’s to finding real opportunities in a world full of empty promises and unstuffed wallets!

About the author 

Jeff Lenney

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